A special circle of (my) hell ...

is reserved for people who eat smelly foods in enclosed spaces.

I mean really, could you please save your prepackaged tuna salad until after you leave the subway? Tuna, on occasion, may taste great but the experience is quite different for people around you.

In short, my subway ride home from lunch was mostly nauseating because of the gross bald guy sitting across from me eating his tuna.

Don't do it. That goes for the office too. Doubly so.